We're live, lewd, and almost nude, for those whose crave a little variety in their life...

Come out to The Nines for a bi-monthly variety show.

Doors: 7:00pm
Seating: 8:00pm
Show: 8:30pm

21+ Welcome

GA Standing $10
Reserved Seating $15
VIP Couch Seating $20

VIP perks include: red velvet couches, signed cast poster, and cocktail service.

Reserved seating perks: sitting down, not standing up, did I mention sitting down?

GA standing room perks: standing builds muscle tone giving you a tight ass, helps improve balance and coordination, and builds character.